Katarina's friends and rivals are listed here. Yay. See who she knows and how they rank on her list of awesome-osity!
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Anastasiya "Stasi" Lagunov ×
thegirlisgone
Out of the Lagunov twins, Stasi is the quieter one, preferring to let Kat do all of the chattering for the both of them. Kat understands Stasi's subtle body language and is often the one that stands between Stasi's rage and some poor loser getting their hair ripped out. When the two are put together, they become a formidable duo of pure evil. Kat brings out some of the hidden immaturity in Stasi, allowing her to break free of her anti-social behavior just enough to play devious pranks on unsuspecting idiots. Basically, if you ever get on the bad side of one of them, you're on the bad side of both of them, and that's a dangerous place to be. Because they both have rabies. Also, Kat's the only one that's allowed to call her Stasi because she otherwise hates nicknames.
Angero "Gero" Amello ×
poison_dirge
Gero is a friend of Stasi's, which is the only reason Kat bothers to put up with him. She wouldn't care for him otherwise because he's obnoxious. And only Kat is allowed to be obnoxious. But since Stasi doesn't seem to mind having him around, Kat can tolerate him (in small doses). ...But if he didn't exist, that would be okay too, and Kat wouldn't shed a tear. His eccentric kleptomania is often the source of many heated arguments between the two. Kat insists that he stole her bracelets, Gero insists that they've always belonged to him. Also, where did her green blouse go? She wouldn't be surprised if it ended up in Gero's closet. That damn sonnuva...
Fiona Mayhew ×
madebyhe
Kat firmly believes this coffee shop owner is followed by a cloud of pure concentrated ditziness. She's a nice enough lady but she's also a clumsy, supersticious gossip. Fiona says she's got The Eye. Kat thinks she's just getting old. Fiona is a bit of an eccentric and a little loopy in the head... but she brews a mean cup of coffee and takes her craft seriously. Very seriously. The two of them don't have much of a relationship other than "The Coffee Lady" and "The Blonde Brat With The Never-Ending Tab". It's a careful balanace that relies on the fact that Fiona makes awesome coffee and the fact that Kat never has the money to pay for it. More than once Kat has had to skip on the bill by running out of the cafe when Fiona's back was turned.
Layla Meng ×
nymphal
Next to Stasi, Layla is perhaps the only other person that Kat allows to see her true sensitive side. They seemed like the two most unlikely people to ever get along with one another, and yet now they're extremely close. When they first met, Kat couldn't stand Layla for preaching at her to stop smoking on their high school campus. Over time, however, Kat's feelings for Layla went from irritated to intrigued, eventually causing her to confront Layla and set their crazy friendship into motion. Kat enjoys being a bad influence on the usually shy and quiet Layla, even going so far as to get Layla involved in some of her ridiculous schemes. Surprisingly enough, Layla ends up being the only one who can calm down Kat's wild nature, actually becoming Kat's good unfluence.
Michael "Maverick" Evans ×
forbidden_high
Every town needs that one totally crazy dude that hangs out on sidewalks with a tin-foil hat on his head and a sign that says "NINJA X-ING, please donate buttons". Mav is that crazy dude. It's hard not to know him considering he hops jobs every other week. One week he's cleaning tables at the diner, the next he's scooping up soft-serve at the creamery. But he's the cool kind of crazy, which is why nobody's thought to call the police on him just yet. Sometimes Kat throws quarters into his guitar case (careful not to hit that half-eaten tuna sandwich), sometimes she sits around and listens to him babble, but most of the time the end up just barely missing each other. He's a pretty cool dude either way, though.
Viktor Rowen ×
drunken_vespa
Just like every town needs their crazy person (read: Mav), every town also needs their creepy and mysterious serial killer. Viktor is their creepy and mysterious serial killer! Or at least, Kat seems to truly believe this to be true. Whatever happened to his ex-wife? ...Ex-wives? ...Ex-girlfriends? Okay, what happened to everyone who has ever been romantically involved with him? Aside from that, Kat doesn't know anything about him. Oh, and he drives a red Vespa. Sometimes he drives it while drunk. He's a very good role model, apparently. But that's it. Kat neither likes nor dislikes Viktor.
Vlad Mechitbayeva ×
ooky_spooky
This man ranks high on Kat's list of "People To Kill", but not because she doesn't like him, no. In fact, Kat finds Vlad to be a very agreeable person when they actually do find time to talk to one another. Still, Kat has made it her personal goal to be the one to murder Vlad, even if it takes her a lifetime. Her favorite method appears to be sending him poisoned cookies. Unfortunately, he learned early on not to trust Kat's cooking. She still persists, determined to have this be the method of his demise. She also seems unable to remember his name and prefers to call him "Percival" or "Percy" for short. His name really is Vlad and no one knows where the hell she got "Percival" from. Love you, Percy!
Out of the Lagunov twins, Stasi is the quieter one, preferring to let Kat do all of the chattering for the both of them. Kat understands Stasi's subtle body language and is often the one that stands between Stasi's rage and some poor loser getting their hair ripped out. When the two are put together, they become a formidable duo of pure evil. Kat brings out some of the hidden immaturity in Stasi, allowing her to break free of her anti-social behavior just enough to play devious pranks on unsuspecting idiots. Basically, if you ever get on the bad side of one of them, you're on the bad side of both of them, and that's a dangerous place to be. Because they both have rabies. Also, Kat's the only one that's allowed to call her Stasi because she otherwise hates nicknames.
Gero is a friend of Stasi's, which is the only reason Kat bothers to put up with him. She wouldn't care for him otherwise because he's obnoxious. And only Kat is allowed to be obnoxious. But since Stasi doesn't seem to mind having him around, Kat can tolerate him (in small doses). ...But if he didn't exist, that would be okay too, and Kat wouldn't shed a tear. His eccentric kleptomania is often the source of many heated arguments between the two. Kat insists that he stole her bracelets, Gero insists that they've always belonged to him. Also, where did her green blouse go? She wouldn't be surprised if it ended up in Gero's closet. That damn sonnuva...
Kat firmly believes this coffee shop owner is followed by a cloud of pure concentrated ditziness. She's a nice enough lady but she's also a clumsy, supersticious gossip. Fiona says she's got The Eye. Kat thinks she's just getting old. Fiona is a bit of an eccentric and a little loopy in the head... but she brews a mean cup of coffee and takes her craft seriously. Very seriously. The two of them don't have much of a relationship other than "The Coffee Lady" and "The Blonde Brat With The Never-Ending Tab". It's a careful balanace that relies on the fact that Fiona makes awesome coffee and the fact that Kat never has the money to pay for it. More than once Kat has had to skip on the bill by running out of the cafe when Fiona's back was turned.
Next to Stasi, Layla is perhaps the only other person that Kat allows to see her true sensitive side. They seemed like the two most unlikely people to ever get along with one another, and yet now they're extremely close. When they first met, Kat couldn't stand Layla for preaching at her to stop smoking on their high school campus. Over time, however, Kat's feelings for Layla went from irritated to intrigued, eventually causing her to confront Layla and set their crazy friendship into motion. Kat enjoys being a bad influence on the usually shy and quiet Layla, even going so far as to get Layla involved in some of her ridiculous schemes. Surprisingly enough, Layla ends up being the only one who can calm down Kat's wild nature, actually becoming Kat's good unfluence.
Every town needs that one totally crazy dude that hangs out on sidewalks with a tin-foil hat on his head and a sign that says "NINJA X-ING, please donate buttons". Mav is that crazy dude. It's hard not to know him considering he hops jobs every other week. One week he's cleaning tables at the diner, the next he's scooping up soft-serve at the creamery. But he's the cool kind of crazy, which is why nobody's thought to call the police on him just yet. Sometimes Kat throws quarters into his guitar case (careful not to hit that half-eaten tuna sandwich), sometimes she sits around and listens to him babble, but most of the time the end up just barely missing each other. He's a pretty cool dude either way, though.
Just like every town needs their crazy person (read: Mav), every town also needs their creepy and mysterious serial killer. Viktor is their creepy and mysterious serial killer! Or at least, Kat seems to truly believe this to be true. Whatever happened to his ex-wife? ...Ex-wives? ...Ex-girlfriends? Okay, what happened to everyone who has ever been romantically involved with him? Aside from that, Kat doesn't know anything about him. Oh, and he drives a red Vespa. Sometimes he drives it while drunk. He's a very good role model, apparently. But that's it. Kat neither likes nor dislikes Viktor.
This man ranks high on Kat's list of "People To Kill", but not because she doesn't like him, no. In fact, Kat finds Vlad to be a very agreeable person when they actually do find time to talk to one another. Still, Kat has made it her personal goal to be the one to murder Vlad, even if it takes her a lifetime. Her favorite method appears to be sending him poisoned cookies. Unfortunately, he learned early on not to trust Kat's cooking. She still persists, determined to have this be the method of his demise. She also seems unable to remember his name and prefers to call him "Percival" or "Percy" for short. His name really is Vlad and no one knows where the hell she got "Percival" from. Love you, Percy!
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